Now, mind you, they try to tell us its just large carp spawning, but that's what they WANT us to believe, We know better. We know a large, possible crazed beast is lurking just beneath the waters of our marina, visible only by those in the know and, strangely, after consumption of an indeterminate amount of alcohol. For those of you who doubt:
|There! SEE?! Clear as day. The Middle River Monster. Glad we could clear this up.