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Friday, April 22, 2016

Living in new spaces

This is ever so much more pleasant
So, we're about halfway through the revisions to the boat, and I've got to say, it's a much more pleasant and productive space.  We're really enjoying the more open floorplan, the settee is a much more comfortable place in which to sit and work, and we'll have more storage when we're done--and storage we can get to without crawling like commandos under the counters.

Next up, dealing with this:
Look quickly, it's going soon.

Not that we have a lot of issues with the Galley.  It has served us well, but we laid out the thing based on the kitchen in our old apartment, and, frankly, we don't have the same work flow patterns here on the boat as we did there.  That's what living with a space can teach you.  So the sink is going to the far left and we'll get another two feet or so of counterspace.

Sigh...never ends.

But we did get a great find the other day.  A furniture refurbishing store was tossing out this great little sideboard stand.  Enameled steel top (like our breakfront, also 1930's) nautical theme, et al.  It will fit perfectly with the new galley and sink.  Don't pass up these things when you see them by the side of the road.  They can be great plusses for your space.

Hey, if you've got a kindle reader, there's a giveaway of downloads for my Novella "In the Shade" (caution, some adult content) on Kindle this weekend (April 22-24 2016).  Go grab yrself a copy.

More later

M

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Review: TMS Camp Stove

Or:  The great woodstove experiment

How this came about:  Since we began the Floating Empire project, one of our main goals has been to take the whole thing as far off grid as possible, to use little or no fossil fuels and to operate with as much self sufficiency as possible.  In that regard, we produce the bulk of our power from solar, process our own water, and, in general, try to live as lightly on the planet as we can.

But heating and cooking was one area where we were less than green.  Admittedly, using our kerosene stove and heater used very little fuel, but it's still a fossil fuel.  We looked at a number of other options, but kept coming back to wood and charcoal as a greener option for heating and cooking.  Our original design had an open hearth where we could actually have a small fire, but we never really used it.

But finally the expense, smell, and inconvenience of kerosene kind of got to us.  We began to re-address solid fuel stoves as an option.  There is quite a bit of deadfall hereabouts, and a lot of our Marina neighbors are in construction, so there would probably be a ready source of small, dry wood.

Here's the problem:  Woodstoves, particularly for vessels, are expensive, and each has their own eccentricities.  Prices ranged from around $260 for the Fatsco stoves to well over a thousand for other makes.  We were leery of making the investment if we didn't know if we could live with wood as a cooksource.

So we, like all good Americans, went directly to the internet and found the cheapest possible wood stoves.  These are barrel stoves intended for tents, and, on one level, Floating Empire is just a big tent.  We found a Chinese (of course) version for less than $100 which included a stainless steel water jacket, so we went for it.  If we liked it, we could always upgrade.  If not, we'd not be out much.

The rather ubiquitous one we found is marketed in the US by TMS, and generally advertised as :  TMS® Portable Military Camping Wood Cooking Ice Fishing Cook Stove Tent Heater With Water Kettle Teapot.

Okay, lets get real.  This thing is a long way from military grade.  It's a cheap stove made from sheet metal, apparently recycled sheet metal, with iffy welds, bad paint, and meh fitting parts.  The price, was, however, right, so we gave it a whack.

Here's the thing assembled

Checking for size.  We modified the galley to accommodate the little beast.
 Okay, first the bad news.  Everything you've read about the fit and the paint on this thing is true.  The stove comes with a glossy coat of what appears to be automotive paint.

With the first firing, 90% of the paint simply fell off.
Revealing numerous welded patches in the metal, most pretty well done.
We had been warned of this by numerous reviews, so if you get one of these do NOT do your first couple of burns inside unless you like burning paint fumes and smoke (If you DO like breathing paint fumes, I recommend repeatedly telling yourself that the bunnies are not real).  As it was, one three-hour burn took enough of the paint off that it was possible to sand the rest off in only about twenty minutes.

A couple of coats of high-heat woodstove paint and we're good to go.
The second thing is the construction:  While the machine welds along the cylinder of the stove body are precise, anything done by hand is sloppy.  One reviewer commented that they looked like they were done by a bored teenager on some factory floor, and that's not too far from the truth.  Some of the design ideas are just plain odd.  The door, in particular, is kind of odd.  There is no provision for a gasket, and the catch is, well, puzzling.

I mean, what the heck is this supposed to be?
The catch is a tube, welded to a screw, through which a piece of bent rod stock slides.  Why?  It's almost impossible to engage when the stove is hot.  Like most folks, I replaced it with a piece of flat steel, which works pretty well.

This works much better as a catch.  Not sure why they didn't do it this way in the first place.
There is, of course, some good news:  The air control vents are spring loaded and work well, and, though it isn't mentioned, they are on both the front and back of the stove, giving you a fair amount of control.  There is also an ash dump in the back with a sliding hatch, which also isn't mentioned.  The stove pipe is HEAVY.  Actually, I think it's probably automotive exhaust pipe, but it does the job.  The rack with the two circulation tubes fit well on our stove and do their job.

Then there's the water jacket:

Probably worth more than the stove.
Unlike the stove, it's a precisely shaped and welded piece of stainless steel with a metal valve assembly.  Probably cost more to make than the stove, but heats water quickly (it holds about 2.5 L), and is gonna be handy.

In order to create a space for the stove, we extended the stepped hearth we had built for the kero stove and lined the whole thing with concrete board, then with tile to handle the heat.

Tile and concrete board going in place.
We've used the stove a few days now, cooking on it last night...okay, we boiled water... and using it for heat (we've had a bit of a cold snap lately), and it seems to work fairly well.  We'll be needing to extend the chimney (air from a north wind compresses air against the front of the boat and backdrafts the stove a bit)  and doing some prettification on the stove platform, but thus far, so good.  We'll be giving you an update as we experiment with this little tin can.

More stuff at Life, Art, Water, and over at Wild Shore Press.  Give em a look.

More later

M

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

This Wind. . . .

as in "Boy Am I Tired of This Wind".   We've had now five straight days of insane winds, some gusting to 50 knots.  One of the effects of this if the winds are from the North is to blow the water out of Middle River and Hopkin's Creek, which, in turn, makes for some obscenely low tides.  QED:

This is nuts

Even with our stairs, seen on the left, it's still over two feet up to the dock.
Pole Vaulting anyone?

This is ridiculous

The problem is, this ISN'T low tide, it's HIGH TIDE.  At present, we have only about a foot of water under the floatation.  This could be far too interesting a day.

More later.

Stay warm

M

oh, PS, the revised edition of my "The Ganymeade Protocol" is now available on Kindle.  Especially if you have Kindle Unlimited or Prime, go grab a copy and tell me what you think.

 
I like the new cover.
M

Sunday, April 3, 2016

The Minor Downsides

We spent a sleepless night last night, getting knocked around by 25+ MPH winds.  This wind nonsense has been going on in the Baltimore area for two days or more.....it all kinda blurs.  The sudden movements of the boat to gusts, the sudden stop at the end of the mooring lines, the sound of the waves against the hull, all of them are unaccustomed sensations and conspire to make an unsettled evening and a grouchy morning.

See this?  This is calm water.  This is NOT what last night looked like.
Even our beloved little Puddle Duck Racer, "Dharma Duck" took a bit of damage from being beat around.  All in all, not a great evening.

But one of the wonders--as well as the price you pay--of living aboard is living much, much closer to nature than most of our contemporaries.  The wind, the sun, the temperature of the water. . . .you feel all of these acutely. You live with them every day of your life.  They become part of you.

I'm more than willing to make that trade.

Summer is coming.
New stuff at Life, Art, Water, new works at Wild Shore Press, check em out!

M

Monday, March 28, 2016

KA-BOOOM!

Well, there's good news and bad news.  The good news is our renovation and prep for spring  progress continues (and thanks to all of you who bought my new book, the money is really helping with the renovation.  If you haven't, please consider picking one up, even the Kindle edition helps).

We got the exterior Portside of the boat painted yesterday before the weather ceased cooperating.  Hope to do the Starboard side this afternoon.

We also got our Puddleduck painted. . . .
. . . .and back in the water, a sure sign of summer coming.
We also put a dent in upholstery for our new settee, sewing and attaching the back padding to one of the backrests.

Nice, hunh?  Unfortunately no one told us. . . .

. . . .that this would be easier BEFORE we put the settee together.  Sigh.
But Sunday was made difficult by iffy weather, insane drivers (including one guy in a van ahead of us that was literally so hammered that he was veering into oncoming traffic) and the fact that our kerosene stove exploded. . .

Yeah, exploded.  I've no freaking idea how an unpressurized kero stove explodes, but we wound up using the fire extinguisher.

I have no idea at all what went wrong.
More later on this.  The Butterfly stove has been rock solid dependable for over a year.  Something is seriously amiss and we'll be reporting on it as soon as we figure it out.

But for right now, it's laundry, and then, hopefully, the afternoon will dry off and we'll be able to do some painting.

Stay tuned.

Oh, more stuff over at Life, Art, Water, check it out.

M

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Lending Us a Hand

We warned you earlier that we might be doing a crowdfunding campaign to help us revise the floatation here aboard The Floating Empire.  We may still do that, but we thought we would first try a simple expedient to let you guys lend us a hand to complete this amazing project.

See this?





This is my brand new novel, just out.  You can find it on Amazon here in paperback.

Or, if you like, you can get it on Kindle here

If you'd like to give us a hand, buy a copy in either paperback or ebook.  Every dime will go into the Floating Empire project.  If you have Kindle Unlimited or Amazon Prime, just download the book and read it and we'll get credit for that too.

In fact, for the month of April, any title you buy--paperback or ebook--from the catalog of our publisher Wild Shore Press will have it's royalties donated to the project, which is more than kind of cool.

We figure it's kind of a win-win situation.  You get some new stuff to read--and to be honest, I'm very proud of this one--and we get to complete and sustain a great and interesting project.

So, please, if you can, lend us a hand.  We'll really appreciate it.

M

Spring

Dead Kitty says Happy Springtime!

Yeah, we know, it's kinda sick.
Enjoy the return of fine weather!

M.

A Really Simple Composting Toilet Setup

As part of our renovations, we've moved the head to the aft, and while the bench setup we've used for the last two years for the composting toilet has worked just fine, we made some changes to free up a bit more bathroom space. It's worked so well, I thought I'd share it.

Here's the original toilet setup, inset into a bench in the head.
You will need:
Two, 5 gallon buckets (make sure they'll nest).
Four screws and large fender washers.
A snap-on toilet seat for buckets (like the luggable-loo from Reliance.  There are several others on the market as well)
A section of 12" concrete casting tube (optional)

First, cut one of the buckets in two, just below the reinforced rim and bail. Remove the bail and snap the toilet seat onto the top.
Make sure you leave enough lip to securely nest into the other bucket.
Take the bottom half and cut two deep "V" slots all the way to the base.  If you don't do this, you won't be able to pull the other bucket free of it when you stack them.  Trust me, we tried.  Screw the bucket into place using the fender washers and screws. This will form the fixed and stable base for your toilet ( In the shot below, we had purchased a commercial bucket base to keep it from sliding while we used it during construction and just left that in place.  You don't really need it.)

The large fender washers keep the screws from pulling through the plastic.

Insert the whole bucket into this secured base, add any liner or bags you want to use, then secure them by sliding the top section with the seat into the top.
The base holds the bucket in place, the top piece holds the seat securely in place.  It also has the added advantage of raising your butt off of the compost.

If you use a bag liner, the top piece will hold it in place and keep it from collapsing.
It works really well, and the height is perfect, but we wanted to pretty it up, so we took a piece of concrete casting tube and cut it to just below the toilet seat rim (in this case, 15.5 inches).
There are lots of brands of this stuff.  Any handsaw works well.
Just slide the form tube down over the bucket stack, then insert the top section and seat.  It makes for a nice, compact, and simple pillar toilet, and the tube is large enough to leave the bail in place so you can easily remove and dump the bucket.

See, a clean and very tidy look.
Next we'll be doing something artsy with the form tube to make it prettified.  Seriously, this took all of about ten minutes and it works wonderfully.

More later

M

Friday, March 18, 2016

More progress

Thought I'd share some photos of the last few days work on the settee.  We're really happy with how this is turning out.

Ooooh,shiny...
Also we got a new coat of bottom paint on "Dharma Duck"
More stuff in work today.  Stay tuned.

M

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Settee stuff

Thought you'd like to see some of the work on the settee today.

Nice stained surface on the table.
And the routed back with laptop storage behind.
Rather happy with how this is going.  Tomorrow, varithane and more trim and more stuff:)

Then a rather nice evening by the firepit.

  Much more shortly.

M