Unfortunately, it has also flushed paper towels, candy wrappers, plastic bottles, and about a billion cigarette butts (why is it that a normally responsible adult that would never, ever throw a candy wrapper out a car window seems to be just fine doing the same with a lit cigarette?) into the waters of the Middle River and, hence, into the Chesapeake.
|I mean, really. . . .|
|Leaves and straw I get, but cigarettes, disused fenders. . . .|
|. . candy and chip bags. .|
|. . .and of course the ever popular oil slick. . .|